Takhle bojovn\u00fd, dramatick\u00fd a krevn\u00ed tlak pov\u00e1\u017eliv\u011b zvy\u0161uj\u00edc\u00ed z\u00e1pas jsem dosud nevid\u011bl. Omluvou budi\u017e skute\u010dnost, \u017ee \u0161achuju teprve od t\u0159in\u00e1cti jar, za deset let \u010dlov\u011bk ty figurky houby pozn\u00e1…<\/p>\n
\nTak tedy, \u0161est\u00e9 kolo krajsk\u00e9ho p\u0159eboru p\u0159ineslo dlouho o\u010dek\u00e1van\u00e9 st\u0159etnut\u00ed. Dom\u00e1c\u00ed \u00dast\u00ed, prahnouc\u00ed u\u017e leta letouc\u00ed po druholigov\u00e9 p\u0159\u00edslu\u0161nosti, p\u0159iv\u00edtalo c\u00e9\u010dko Polabin, kter\u00e9\u017eto naopak z lep\u0161\u00ed spole\u010dnosti loni vypadlo. Oba man\u010dafty dosud drtily jednoho soupe\u0159e za druh\u00fdm, a tak bylo jasn\u00e9, \u017ee osm ned\u011bln\u00edch parti\u00ed hodn\u011b napov\u00ed o tom, kdo se pod\u00edv\u00e1 na podzim o \u201elevel v\u00fd\u0161\u201c.<\/p>\n
K prvn\u00edmu z\u00e1pasu roku 2010 nenastoup\u00ed \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9 rezervy ze skladu, to bylo u\u017e p\u0159ed za\u010d\u00e1tkem nad slunce jasn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed. N\u00e1\u0161 kapit\u00e1n Martin \u0160majzr povolal do zbran\u011b prvn\u00edch sedm \u201ekus\u016f\u201c a ku v\u00fdpomoci byl p\u0159izv\u00e1n takt\u00e9\u017e Karel \u0160ke\u0159\u00edk z Litomy\u0161le (je celkem vtipn\u00fd, kdy\u017e m\u00e1te na posledn\u00edm prkn\u011b prvn\u00ed \u0161achovnici druholigov\u00e9 Litomy\u0161le, je aspo\u0148 vid\u011bt, \u017ee o n\u011bco \u0161lo :-). Mn\u011b spadla do kl\u00edna vd\u011b\u010dn\u00e1 role nehraj\u00edc\u00edho report\u00e9ra, je\u0161t\u011b \u017ee tak!
\nR\u00e1no jsem se ov\u0161em vypravil nejprve ku \u017damberku, kde m\u011bl velkou sl\u00e1vu Ale\u0161 Toman, kamar\u00e1d, s n\u00edm\u017e jsem kdysi spole\u010dn\u011b v\u00e1l\u010dil v lize dorostu za \u00dast\u00ed. Te\u010f je z n\u011bj husitsk\u00fd kazatel a t\u00e1ta od rodiny, mohu mu leda z\u00e1vid\u011bt. Do Oust\u00ed jsem t\u00edm p\u00e1dem dorazil hodinu po za\u010d\u00e1tku a jal se\u00a0 ps\u00e1t, abyste vy, \u010dten\u00e1\u0159i, nebyli o nic ochuzeni…<\/p>\n
Do \u010dasu, kdy slu\u0161n\u00ed lid\u00e9 ob\u011bdvaj\u00ed, se nic moc dramatick\u00e9ho ned\u011blo, bylo zn\u00e1t, \u017ee ob\u011b dru\u017estva hraj\u00ed o hodn\u011b. N\u00e1m ale za\u010daly drobn\u011b ho\u0159et druh\u00e1 a osm\u00e1 \u0161achovnice, pro\u010de\u017e Martin \u0160majzr pravil: \u201eTen z\u00e1pas se mi ale v\u016fbec nel\u00edb\u00ed\u201c. Za chvilku m\u011bl pravdu, proto\u017ee na osmi\u010dce jsme zapsali nulu. Jak? KAREL \u0160KE\u0158\u00cdK<\/strong> se br\u00e1nil karok\u00e1nkem, jen\u017ee jedovatou variantu s c3 v pod\u00e1n\u00ed hostuj\u00edc\u00edho JI\u0158\u00cdHO KOROLA<\/strong> moc nezvl\u00e1dl a pozici m\u011bl hodn\u011b \u0161karedou. Br\u00e1nil se srdnat\u011b, figurky do hry dostal. Za chvilku ov\u0161em vyrobil hrubku, kter\u00e1 se na podobn\u00e9 \u00farovni moc \u010dasto nevid\u00ed. Zalezl si do jednoduch\u00e9 hrozby a pak jen sledoval s hlavou v dlan\u00edch, jak Pardub\u00e1k odeb\u00edr\u00e1 nekrytou v\u011b\u017e na a1 \u2013 0:1<\/strong>.<\/p>\n V ten moment se sev\u0159en\u00fdm doln\u00edm rtem v zubech konstatuji, \u017ee z\u00e1pas vypad\u00e1 na t\u0159i te\u010dky a hlavn\u011b si lezeme pomalu na v\u0161ech \u0161achovnic\u00edch do kisen. Chjo…<\/p>\n Jen\u017ee to by za \u00dast\u00ed nesm\u011bl hr\u00e1t PETR MARE\u0160<\/strong>. Se zku\u0161en\u00fdm ligistou JANEM \u010cERN\u00ddM<\/strong> bych \u010dekal v jeho pod\u00e1n\u00ed sp\u00ed\u0161 dlouhou p\u0159etahovanou, jen\u017ee n\u00e1\u0161 borec se s t\u00edm, slu\u0161n\u00ed n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bvn\u00edci webu odpust\u00ed, prost\u011b nesral \ud83d\ude00 Soupe\u0159 si rochnul nakr\u00e1tko a Petr rozbalil \u010dern\u00fdmi \u201eboudu\u201c tak, jako onehd\u00e1 na velmistra H\u00e1bu. B\u00edl\u00fd se jen bezmocn\u011b d\u00edval, jak na n\u011bj nask\u00e1kalo pomalu v\u0161echno, co m\u011bl n\u00e1\u0161 hr\u00e1\u010d k dispozici. Mocnou baterii D+2V na g sloupci podpo\u0159il bujar\u00fd k\u016f\u0148 na f4, no a byla z toho po\u0159\u00e1dn\u00e1 demolice \u2013 1:1<\/strong>.<\/p>\n I p\u0159esto \u0161el do veden\u00ed je\u0161t\u011b jednou soupe\u0159, kter\u00e9mu v tu chv\u00edli chyb\u011bl ku spokojenosti akor\u00e1t Franta Navr\u00e1til v sestav\u011b. Na dvojku toti\u017e p\u0159ijelo toti\u017e eso v podob\u011b JI\u0158\u00cdHO HOSTINSK\u00c9HO<\/strong>. ZEINY<\/strong> nem\u011bl n\u011bjak sv\u016fj den, p\u0159ipustil v Paulsenovi nebezpe\u010dn\u00e9 e5 a ze z\u00e1pletky vylezl s kvalitou m\u00ed\u0148. Sna\u017eil se je\u0161t\u011b va\u0159it a doufat v nedostatek \u010dasu sv\u00e9ho soka, le\u010d marn\u011b. Zaslou\u017een\u00fd bod pro Polabiny C \u2013 1:2. A to jsem pak je\u0161t\u011b Zeinyho se\u0159ezal v prvn\u00edch dvou blick\u00e1ch, chud\u00e1k malej. Klika, mil\u00ed p\u0159\u00edznivci \u00fasteck\u00e9ho \u0161achu, \u017ee m\u00e1me kapit\u00e1na srdca\u0159e. MARTIN \u0160MAJZR<\/strong> zat\u00e1hl trochu ne\u010dekan\u011b s JOSEFEM KOURKEM<\/strong> d4 a hr\u00e1l n\u011bjak\u00fd divn\u00fd paskvil, kter\u00e9mu jsem nerozum\u011bl. Nicm\u00e9n\u011b figurky na\u0161eho borce najednou nask\u00e1kaly do centra d\u011bn\u00ed, hr\u00e1\u010de Polabin to st\u00e1lo kvalitu a kompenzaci vym\u00fd\u0161lel marn\u011b. Martin zav\u011bsil s p\u0159ehledem a pak \u0161el akor\u00e1t se\u0159vat m\u011b a Zeinyho, \u017ee si dovol\u00edme u z\u00e1chod\u016f zap\u00e1lit, kdy\u017e je z\u00e1pas tak napjatej… 2:2.<\/p>\n Krevn\u00ed tlak stoup\u00e1, dech se taj\u00ed, utk\u00e1n\u00ed roku se l\u00e1me, \u010demu\u017e p\u0159ihl\u00ed\u017eej\u00ed i Mej\u0165\u00e1ci Ji\u0159\u00ed Kosek s Michalem Trhalem, kte\u0159\u00ed se p\u0159i\u0161li pod\u00edvat a roz\u0161\u00ed\u0159ili tak po\u010detn\u00fd fan club dom\u00e1c\u00edch (Petr Mare\u0161 ml, Jan Mare\u0161, Pavel Kylar, Ji\u0159\u00ed Fangl, V\u00edt Kapoun no a samoz\u0159ejm\u011b pan K\u0159\u00ed\u017e, jen\u017e nechyb\u00ed na \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9m na\u0161em vystoupen\u00ed a za p\u0159\u00edze\u0148 n\u00e1m projevenou mu pat\u0159\u00ed velk\u00fd d\u00edk).<\/p>\n Venku sn\u011b\u017e\u00ed naprosto nechutn\u011b, \u017ee se vyplat\u00ed sp\u00ed\u0161 u \u0161achovnice sed\u011bt. A tohoto hesla se dr\u017e\u00ed v\u00fdjime\u010dn\u011b i JARDA VOLF<\/strong>, m\u016fj druh\u00fd hrdina dne, jen\u017e b\u00edl\u00fdmi pokou\u0161\u00ed nad\u011bjn\u00e9ho JAKUBA PULP\u00c1NA<\/strong>. Ze zah\u00e1jen\u00ed n\u00e1\u0161 hr\u00e1\u010d nic moc nevyt\u011b\u017eil a co h\u016f\u0159, zalezl si do solidn\u00ed kisny, co\u017e u n\u011bj neb\u00fdv\u00e1 zrovna zvykem (v\u011bt\u0161inou v tu dobu sed\u00ed u\u017e v \u00fapln\u011b jin\u00e9 hrac\u00ed m\u00edstnosti :-). Jen\u017ee polabinsk\u00fd junior a nesporn\u00fd talent \u010desk\u00e9ho \u0161achu m\u00edsto toho, aby vym\u00fd\u0161lel komplikace, za\u010dal betonovat, tak\u017ee Jarda manko dohnal a za\u010dal su\u0161it a \u017eu\u017elat. Koncovka v\u011b\u017eov\u00e1 je asi to nejhor\u0161\u00ed, co mohl mladink\u00fd \u0161achista host\u00ed na Volf\u00edka vymyslet. P\u0159idal k tomu \u010dernopoln\u00e9 st\u0159elce a proto\u017ee si naskl\u00e1dal floky na blb\u00e1 pole, m\u011bl dny spo\u010d\u00edtan\u00e9. Jarda ho rozebral \u00fapln\u011b na sou\u010d\u00e1stky, jako u\u017e des\u00edtky soupe\u0159\u016f v podobn\u00fdch pozic\u00edch p\u0159ed n\u00edm \u2013 poprv\u00e9 vedeme \u2013 3:2<\/strong>.<\/p>\n Pak jsem na to u\u017e j\u00e1\u0159ku nem\u011bl nervy a jal se rad\u011bji ve v\u00fd\u010depu blicat s panem Korolem a ke stolu p\u0159izvat n\u011bjak\u00e9 to pivo. Zeiny nem\u011bl co d\u011blat, tak dostal p\u00e1rkr\u00e1t do nosu, ale to u\u017e se bl\u00ed\u017e\u00ed fin\u00e1le, NA\u0160E VELK\u00c9 FIN\u00c1LE !!!<\/p>\n Jedn\u00edm z jeho akt\u00e9r\u016f jest MARTIN PE\u010cINKA<\/strong>, kter\u00fd se na p\u00e1t\u00e9m stole zkou\u0161\u00ed prokousat obranou zku\u0161en\u00e9ho a sympatick\u00e9ho LUBO\u0160E TROJANA<\/strong>. Tak dlouho se mi pozice na\u0161eho mla\u010f\u00e1ka l\u00edbila, a\u017e se za\u010dala sypat a P\u00e9\u010da \u010dekal jen na r\u00e1nu z milosti, kter\u00e1 mohla p\u0159ij\u00edt hned v n\u011bkolika momentech. Maturant mi po kisn\u011b vzdychal, jak je to v pr… a \u017ee nem\u00e1 co hr\u00e1t. Nicm\u00e9n\u011b \u017eiv\u00e1 voda v podob\u011b pok\u0159iku: tak sakra va\u0159, ta se uk\u00e1zala v pln\u00e9 kr\u00e1se. Martin zabral, soupe\u0159 ztratil p\u016fdu pod nohama a v\u011b\u010d\u0148\u00e1k vynutil u\u017e v pozici \u0159\u00edkaj\u00edc\u00ed si o kouli. Dr\u017e\u00edme veden\u00ed \u2013 3,5:2,5<\/strong>.<\/p>\n No a pojistku na dal\u0161\u00edch p\u00e1r slavnostn\u00edch piv a v\u00edt\u011bzn\u00fd pok\u0159ik (nikdo se ke mn\u011b nep\u0159idal!) za\u0159\u00eddil PAVEL HOL\u00c1SEK<\/strong>. \u010cern\u00fdmi m\u011bl nelehkou \u00falohu! LUBO\u0160 \u0160ILAR<\/strong> mi, jen tak mimochodem, dva roky zp\u00e1tky otr\u00e1vil \u0161achy natolik, \u017ee jsem je p\u016flrok necht\u011bl ani vid\u011bt. Hr\u00e1la se sicilka se Sb5, kde Pavel vsadil na aktivitu a o\u017eelel p\u011b\u0161ce (ofici\u00e1ln\u011b tomu \u0159\u00edkejme ob\u011b\u0165, ve skute\u010dnosti p\u0159ehl\u00e9dnut\u00ed :-). Pardub\u00e1ka ale nebavilo jen br\u00e1nit, najednou se rozohnil a ob\u011btoval, co m\u011bl po ruce, koukal jsem jak puk. Kvalita m\u00ed\u0148, pak v\u011b\u017e, no pot\u011b\u0161 ko\u0161t\u011b (jak \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 Martin Petr). Na\u0161eho hr\u00e1\u010de ale n\u011bjak\u00e9 \u0161ejdy nezaj\u00edmaly, povedlo se mu vym\u011bnit d\u00e1my a pak u\u017e jsme mohli objednat vesele dal\u0161\u00ed Holbu – 4,5:2,5<\/strong>.<\/p>\n Jakoby stranou d\u011bn\u00ed z\u016fst\u00e1val celou dobu, trochu nepr\u00e1vem, HONZA \u0160VUB<\/strong>, na\u0161e leto\u0161n\u00ed posila. Na sedmi\u010dce hr\u00e1l s PAVLEM JUSTEM<\/strong>, kter\u00e9ho u\u017e ze vz\u00e1jemn\u00fdch parti\u00ed tak\u00e9 dob\u0159e zn\u00e1m. Zku\u0161en\u00ed p\u00e1nov\u00e9 rozehr\u00e1li klasick\u00fd d\u00e1msk\u00fd gambit, v n\u011bm\u017e m\u011bl asi malou v\u00fdhodu b\u00edl\u00fd. Partie ale z rovnov\u00e1hy moc nevybo\u010dila a rem\u00edza je mysl\u00edm spravedliv\u00fdm v\u00fdsledkem, za kter\u00fd se nikdo nem\u016f\u017ee zlobit. N\u00e1\u0161 hr\u00e1\u010d p\u0159edvedl op\u011bt poctiv\u00fd p\u0159\u00edstup k \u0161achu, hr\u00e1l za man\u010daft a s jistotou \u2013 5:3<\/strong> a vymalov\u00e1no!<\/p>\n Martin \u0160majzr:<\/strong> \u201eMn\u011b se ten z\u00e1pas v\u016fbec nel\u00edb\u00ed!\u201c PS:<\/strong> Nejv\u00edc m\u011b rozsekala z\u00e1v\u011bre\u010dn\u00e1 konverzace ve v\u00fd\u010depu s Jardou Volfem, uve\u0159ej\u0148uji, pro pobaven\u00ed i pou\u010den\u00ed, v nezkr\u00e1cen\u00e9 verzi!<\/p>\n Hlavn\u00ed role: JP:<\/strong> Kdy se kone\u010dn\u011b na tu partii p\u0159ichyst\u00e1\u0161?<\/p>\n JV:<\/strong> Ale j\u00e1 se chystal…<\/p>\n JP:<\/strong> Jak to mysl\u00ed\u0161? Dy\u0165 s Pulp\u00e1nem jsi m\u011bl po patn\u00e1ct\u00fdm tahu p\u011bt\u00a0 minut do konce!<\/p>\n JV:<\/strong> J\u00e1 se chystal!<\/p>\n JP:<\/strong> Kec\u00e1\u0161!<\/p>\n JV:<\/strong> Nekec\u00e1m. Soused slavil v\u010dera p\u011btapades\u00e1t…<\/p>\nngg_shortcode_0_placeholder\n \n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Takhle bojovn\u00fd, dramatick\u00fd a krevn\u00ed tlak pov\u00e1\u017eliv\u011b zvy\u0161uj\u00edc\u00ed z\u00e1pas jsem dosud nevid\u011bl. Omluvou budi\u017e skute\u010dnost, \u017ee \u0161achuju teprve od t\u0159in\u00e1cti jar, za deset let \u010dlov\u011bk ty figurky houby pozn\u00e1…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-964","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-acko"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sachyuo.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/964","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sachyuo.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sachyuo.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sachyuo.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sachyuo.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=964"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.sachyuo.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/964\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":969,"href":"https:\/\/www.sachyuo.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/964\/revisions\/969"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sachyuo.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=964"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sachyuo.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=964"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sachyuo.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=964"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nA p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b plat\u00ed cig\u00e1ra!<\/p>\nBulv\u00e1rn\u00ed post\u0159ehy bokem:<\/h4>\n
\nPetr Mare\u0161:<\/strong> \u201eJdu \u00fato\u010dit, m\u00e1m tam figurky…\u201c
\nKarel \u0160ke\u0159\u00edk:<\/strong> \u201ePo\u010dkat, to se m\u00e1m fotit s v\u00e1mi?\u201c
\nMartin Pe\u010dinka:<\/strong> \u201eNed\u00e1m si pivo, musim se u\u010dit…\u201c
\nPavel Hol\u00e1sek:<\/strong> \u201eNo dal bych si pivo, ale m\u00e1m tady auto (Petr Mare\u0161, odvoz, pozn. autora).
\nJarda Volf:<\/strong> \u201eTak mi je\u0161t\u011b jedno p\u0159ines.\u201c
\nZeiny:<\/strong> \u201eTy se\u0161 ale krupi\u010dka (2 tahy p\u0159ed matem, blicka se mnou \ud83d\ude42
\nReport\u00e9r JP:<\/strong> \u201eZeiny, tob\u011b u\u017e nikdo hodn\u011b dlouho nenapad v\u011b\u017e na a8?!\u201c \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
\nJan Pokorn\u00fd (JP)
\nJarda Volf (JV) <\/strong>
\n(pro fajn\u0161mekry, je to jak z Havlovy Audience)<\/p>\n